You're my little dorito
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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