I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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