Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Vodka?
Forever.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Randomize
