he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Randomize
