3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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