i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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