Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Shame - the story of my life.
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