Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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