Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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