please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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