I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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