i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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