Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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