I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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