so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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