I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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