ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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