What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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