...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize
