Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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