he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
