Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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