come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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