Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
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