If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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