Yo dont text me then not text me
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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