Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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