I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
