i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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