i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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