I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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