Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
God I need to hump something, right now.
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