we have officially lost it.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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