i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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