Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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