I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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