the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I have peed in a lot of sinks
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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