Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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