My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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