The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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