Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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