all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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