I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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