Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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