He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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