My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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