I'll bet she douches with gravy.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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