I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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