I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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