another moral hangover. fuck.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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