walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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