Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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