what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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