I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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