I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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