Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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