On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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