The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just cropdusted the office
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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